This is what we call Deadlock

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let'sspend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry Ican't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement

Vimla and Pappu ~ Aao Banaye Ek Swachch Bharat!

Vimla asked Pappu: Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 aur mere paas 2 hai?

 

Pappu: Legs

 

Vimla: Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant mein hai par meri pant mein nahi?

 

Pappu: Paise

 

Vimla: Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne ke bajay raat ko bistar mein karna pasand karte hain?

 

Pappu: Aaraam

 

Vimla: Woh kya hai jo ek ladki pehli baar karwate huye dard ke karan roti hai?

 

Pappu: Kaan mein chedd.

 

MORAL: Aap bhi apni niyat Pappu ki tarah saaf rakhiye.........

 

AAO BANAYE EK SWACHCH BHARAT.

Impossible is nothing

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year

To absorb the culture.

When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?" He took his problem to his best friend, Ike.

"Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian.

What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi."

So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and  he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"

And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the Heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the Voice..

"I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .."

A Jew & Arab in Business...

An Arab goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Arab buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders Fifty. 

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
 
The Arab returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

 

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Arab, please tell me what do you do with all these Black bras. 


The Arab answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $100.00 each.'