Breakfast Lunch and Dinner
Breakfast Lunch and Dinner
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married
and spent their first wedding night with the young man's
parents. In the morning, his mother got up and prepared
a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from
her garden and gourmet food.
She went to the bottom the stairs and called everyone
to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except
the newlyweds. After a long wait, the family ate without
them.
The mother said, "I wonder why they never came down
to eat?"
The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!"
said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate
comments from the eight-year-old.
At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful
spread and again called the young couple to eat. Five
minutes went by and she called again. After another
long wait, the family proceeded to eat.
As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said,
"I wonder why they never came down to eat? Once again,
the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately
shut him up.
At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal,
mother once again questioned why they had not come down
to eat all day. The young lad once again said, "Mommy
I think..."
"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother
rather testily.
"I think that when my big brother came down to get the
Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"![]()
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