INSTALLING HUSBAND


INSTALLING HUSBAND !  
 A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0  to  Husband 1.0   & I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower  &  jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under  Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition,  Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5  &   Personal Attention 6.5,   &  then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,  MONEY 3.0   & CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs,  &   Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running  Nagging 5.3  to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
 
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REPLY  

DEAR Madam,  


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0  is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0  is an operating system.  

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html &  try to download Tears 6.2 &  do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0  update. If that application works as designed,  Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0   &   Flowers 3.5..  

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband  1.0  to default to Silence 2.5  or  Beer 6.1 .
Please note that  
Beer 6.1  is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.  

Whatever you do,  
DO NOT  in  any circumstances install  Mother-In-Law 1.0  (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 .  These are unsupported applications &  will crash  Husband 1.0 .

In summary,  Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory &  cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory  & performance.  
We recommend:  
Cooking 3.0   &   Good Looks 7.7.  

Good Luck Madam!