The Wine Taster.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.


They gave him a glass with a drink.


He tried it and said, "It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."


"That’s correct", said the boss.


Another glass. "It’s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell who’s the father!"